I have discovered peak short fashion

"feather-throttle-not-hair" (feather-throttle-not-hair)
09/06/2018 at 13:19 • Filed to: None

Look at these shorts.

I just....i want to know how this conversation went.

“hey. People are always putting cars on clothing items, but nobody ever puts car interiors on clothing items!”

“Well shit man, why not? I’m excited by car interiors! Lets do it! What do we have?”

“Uhm, well my sentra is too pedestrian, but i’m borrowing my mom’s Avalon today”

“2013 Toyota Avalon?!??! What could possibly be better than that? Nothing. No interior is more exciting that that”

I have no words, but all the desire in the world for these.

https://www.amazon.com/Poouytger-Burning-Fashion-Swimsuits-Training/dp/B07DVM6266/ref=sr_1_1?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1536254338&sr=1-1&nodeID=1046670&psd=1&keywords=car+board+shorts+poouytger

DISCUSSION (17)

CalzoneGolem > feather-throttle-not-hair
09/06/2018 at 13:29

I need these in my life.*

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DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > feather-throttle-not-hair
09/06/2018 at 13:30

A Toyota Camery interior? Couldn’t do like a GT-86 exterior or something?

Dasupersprint - base trim is enough > feather-throttle-not-hair
09/06/2018 at 13:33

Buy them and do an Oppo review please

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > feather-throttle-not-hair
09/06/2018 at 13:33

that is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.

promoted by the color red > feather-throttle-not-hair
09/06/2018 at 13:33

Is that Matt Farah’s million-mile LS?

feather-throttle-not-hair > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/06/2018 at 13:36

Right? I clicked on it because i was like “Interior?!? Who the hell does that?” When i realized it was an avalon i pretty much lost it. My poor girlfriend, who has no fucks to give about cars one way or another, had to listen to me not shut up about them for like half an hour last night.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > feather-throttle-not-hair
09/06/2018 at 13:37

will she also have to put up with you wearing them to social gatherings?

Tristan > feather-throttle-not-hair
09/06/2018 at 13:38

Rolls? Nah.

Bentley? Meh.

Ferrari. *Yawn*

Toyota Avalon? FUCK YES!

Svend > feather-throttle-not-hair
09/06/2018 at 13:43

I couldn't wear those, it'd drive me nuts.

feather-throttle-not-hair > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/06/2018 at 13:45

hahahha, so i admittedly texted them to my completely shameless friend who immediately bought them for himself. This is one of those “I’m fine living vicariously through someone else” situations. His girlfriend will have to deal, I just want to be there when he wears them.